yo dude i was totally schwabbin last night.
what does that even mean?
you ever see those charles schwabb commercials, where the people are like half cartoon half real.... well yeah i saw that in real life.
I put it into a sports analogy for him: there are three teams in the league- friends, fuck buddies, and dating, and the fuck buddies roster is full, pick an alternate team
Scott woke me up by cracking a beer open in my face. Best friends are awesome.
Fun fact: female penguins have sex in exchange for pebbles to build nests. I now know what im being for halloween
Just saw a drunk guy clapping and cheering for a chipmunk climbing up a tree. Classic
Just got back from fathers day breakfast. So hungover i couldn't eat so i just slipped my food in my pockets and threw it out while i puked in the bathroom.
I thought stuff was gonna go really bad after he filled the super-soaker with kerosene. but it all turned out pretty well.
I should probably go to bed before I start to care about why I started drinking in the first place.
I'm not sure drinking my way through west nile virus is the best idea. Oh well, already committed to that plan.
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
Wednesday is good, I needed the head count for the orgy, caroling can happen with as few as 2 people. There will be a pinata.
For the caroling or the orgy?
I love that you'd blow off your high school reunion to get shit faced in an aquarium with us
Um. We all know how I feel about sea life
dollar rum and cokes, see you on the dark side of infinity
They tricked me into going into that room by saying we'd smoke a bowl and then they all proceeded to have an intervention with me about my love life.
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