i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
Good, she had spurs on her boots. That is a sign for instant herp attack.
You'd be proud of me. They tried to give me bread to sober up, but I told them no, im on a diet.
His penis without viagra is what breaks my heart.
I wrote my name on his balls in sharpie. In the homosexual world that's like a diamond ring. Shits permanent.
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
From now on I forbid you to refer to it as a "bed". From now on you must only use the phrase "sex wagon".
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
You said that when your ex gave you a blowjob her mouth was like velvet
So when the drug raid cops tell you, you should get out of the relationship, it probably means its time.
If anybody had to puke on my shoes, I'm glad it was you.
I just had a sex dream about orange juice, so there's that.
Life should not be this hard with a dick this big.
My moral compass kept pointing to his penis.
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