Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
Once again you get dinner and all I get is semen on my leg
You only like me because I'm a challenge
You already blew me
He tried peeing out of the sunroof.
you are not perverted enough for this relationship to work out.
I ended up passing out on the shitter for like an hour with mcds smoothie all over my face
I am drunk please bring Taco Bell and sex
Never mind I found pizza just bring sex
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
He cannot be your sugar daddy. He looks like a literal hot dog.
Why do I feel like I need to drink to feel better about the things I do when I'm drunk
It's a sad day when ur phone automatically updates u on Thursdays that traffic is normal and how long it will take to get to the bar
That's fucking great actually
My saturday night consisted of sewing my Halloween costume and watching Blues Clues
You actually...sewed your costume?
He went down on me while I was on the phone with my grandma.
just discovered a semi frightening wound on the side of my head that must have happened last night. if i die of a brain aneurysm, make sure they put "sorry for partying" on my gravestone.
If you wanna do actual business call my office. If you’re just looking to get laid you need to up your game
Randomize
