I told her I was horny and she said to forget it because she has vagina drama.
WHAT IN THE HELL IS VAGINA DRAMA?!
Question: Is it too early to claim April Fools on the text "can we do some lines before the concert" that I accidentally sent Mom?
when we asked you if you had had anything to drink tonight you looked up from the toilet while cupping the water into your hands and said "this.. just this"
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
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So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
Screw it. I'll show up in a white dress with a sign that says " I fucked the groom and it wasn't that great."
Telling me that I would make a great "occasional fuck" was not appreciated.
We just ended up getting drunk and doing field sobriety tests on each for practice... No one remembers who passed.
I just peed in a flower pot on the veranda while crying and holding a drink
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Please come back. She just stuck her bloody band-aid to Zach's face, has a fire extinguisher, and is talking about tornados hiding.
Good because ass is like 60% of my diet now
Apparently when your theatre teacher asks who the best actor of our time is, Nicolas Cage is not the right answer.
I woke up wearing my panties and an eyelash, soo I'd say your birthday was a success.
well he never texted me back and the pizza I took my rage out didn't deserve such malice
I'm sitting on your porch drinking wine from the bottle. Just so your new neighbors know what kind of people are in the neighborhood
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