Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
I woke up to a bunch of college seniors jacking off a horse in my face. Geuss who didnt move in time?
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
i kept telling her phones are not food, and she countinued to put it in her mouth..
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The freshman came home at 9 this morning with one heel, no pants, and a strangers sweatshirt covered in tequila-scented vomit. I think we're done corrupting her for a while.
Leaving the dealer's house. He just gave me a sincere hug and said good luck. This cant end well.
My parents just suggested that we tailgate the midnight christmas service. this is my gene pool.
Had a booty call cancel on me tonight. Said he hurt his back. So this is what single and 30-something is like. Suck.
It's a "nonproductive" (vocab word) cough. It's like a constant tickle in my throat, like there's a little elf with feathers for feet going Gangnam style on my "uvula" (vocab word).
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She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
Apparently I filled my purse with chicken nuggets and told my mom I was a "sexual squirrel."
My ex-fiancee UPS-ed me a sixer of tall boys, and a fifth of bourbon for christmas, from halfway across the country. What does this mean?
I think I’ve been affected by his dad mustache. I wanna ride it.
We need to move to a different bar soon. When we're standing on the patio, and every guy around us has seen us naked...there's a problem
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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