So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
my text book just quoted the cookie monster
my new years resolutions dont apply when im drunk
I don't think he understands the importance of corndogs. Or condoms for that matter.
Tonight's trip to the ER was brought to you by, "fork jousting."
I'm gonna make a mold of your dick so I can make popsicles
Lets play hurricane shelter. And the shelter is my bed, and we forgot our clothes.
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
if i ever get to the point where i am moaning when i pee, please do the honorable thing and kill me.
we didn't even throw knives this time! it was just the carrot peeler
I miss you.
Yeah, I don't want to have sex.
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
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