i finished masturbating and realized my blackberry had accidentaly called my grandmother in my pocket during it. awkward...
unlike you, ive never imagined darth vader masturbating
I remember convincing the limo driver to smoke with us and if he did I would name my first son after him.
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
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If the blood belongs to whoever dumped glitter all over my couch than the motherfucker got what was coming to them. If not, I hope they're ok.
Leaving your birthday party to engage in a threesome IS allowed. I checked the rule book.
She only spoke Russian, but she was so gorgeous it didn't matter
Oh. I think she ate all the cake and took our vodka...still gorgeous.
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
I just try to date guys based on what I need like I am trying to find an electrician now
You gays are geniuses
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he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
She had an asthma attack and had to stop but insisted on getting me off. It's official she's the one
Nobody's dick fell into my mouth tonight
This town is a penis wasteland. I haven't seen a suitable penis in months. This is becoming an emergency situation. I need penis in my life
I had to pee so bad that I snuck into the bathroom while they were in the shower. At her request, he was massaging her boobs so they could grow faster. Also there was a laser light machine.
I'm with jana at walgreens picking out penis rings.... Did you know they sell vibrators at walgreens? Wtf?
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