I think condoms have that nasty latex smell to remind you in the morning of how gross you are.
you knoww youre high when you are just as concerned as the contestants on ultimate cake off as they move their 250 lbs cake over the ramp
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
Threw up 3 times on the lawn mower and then proceeded to crash it into a tree root and break it.
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time for a it's-monday-night-and-this-week-is-gunna-suck-drink.
Her divorce is going to cut into the amount of time we spend fucking.
I'm in awe of how selfish that is.
I found him CRAWLING across the garden. He saw me,smiled,and asked for a napkin.
we left the music on while we were fucking. some kanye west song started playing and he started to cry
According to you, you were with your "Eskimo bro for life" last night.
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I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
My mom always wanted to raise a classy lady, it just turned out to not be her daughter.
she just punched him in the balls in front of everyone and yelled "YOU SEE WHAT YOU MADE ME DO"
Do you know why I slept in the yard last night?
You said you watched the lion king stoned and had to do it for simba.
Pride rock will get you every time.
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
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