All drunkenness aside, confirm u are alive
i have a "get your shit together" dinner with my parents tonight. After that ill be down to party
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
I dont know, my roommate got arrested but I'm gunna get some tacos no matter what
Last time I saw him the sun was coming up and he was asleep in the student wellness parking lot. For some reason people were peeing on him.
i think the title to my autobiography shall be, "a bottle of vodka and various pieces of meat"
and this is why you're my favorite gay friend.
Only Jon could get an entire commuter train to chant "Ride! Jon! Home!" to get a girl in bed.
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
You're telling me he never had to ask for a blow job and he STILL broke up with you? I call bullshit on that one.
Somehow I ended up in a different costume dancing with some tree of a guy in the basement bathroom, what did you give me?
If we try hard enough and believe in ourselves, we can still make it to Wendy's before they close
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
This friendship isnt goin to work if you dont respond to my drunk texts
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
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