That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
also, you're talking to the girl for whom "deformed baby arm" wasn't quite a dealbreaker.
no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
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She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
How the hell am I supposed to know what lotion to get her? They should have a dressing booth where I could go test how good it is for jerking off, then I'd know.
I miss seeing your mom and dad at church, well mostly just your mom... She used to hug my face into her boobs.
the worst part of it wasnt him peeing on the xbox. it was when he showed me his penis and made a kissy face at me. THAT was painful.
The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
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I woke up naked, with the lights on, using my backpack as a pillow and a pillow as a blanket.
Listen, don't freak out when you walk out on me masturbating in front of my roommate. No homo. He just needs to be put to his place.
Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
I'm just trying to absorb as much of the fluids from the carpet as I can.
"Don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor..." he chanted helplessly
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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