yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
i am not allowed to pick the men i sleep with anymore
i should have probably stopped drinking when my beer pong shots were hitting the other team in the face..
yeah thats usually a good indication.
I found bruises on my neck from barfing out the window.
Probably shouldn't have worn my jeans covered in blood from last night to class.
Just so we're clear, that's a yes to the honey, but if you get marshmallow fluff anywhere near my body we are never doing this again
We tried. It's impossible to cum while bouncing on a trampoline. It's like trying to sneeze while keeping your eyes open.
I cant be sure, but i think ive been drunk in this church before.
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
I thought adderall would sober me up, but it did NOT.
I got asked to "be the filling in a man sandwich." You don't get to pick the club again. EVER.
Your final is gonna be as easy for you as getting into straight girls' pants is for me.
He's mad about lube? You know what, don't even. I'm not in the proper mindset to discuss lube.
Last night I realized my life is an experiment of really bad decisions when I had to leave without my underwear. But at least I'm expanding my life experience.
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