I think she just tried to waterboard me with her vagina.
I can't believe you made out with me with a french fry in your mouth.
two words: eviction party
He told me to pretend to be a shark, and he would slay me with his harpoon cock.
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
Duuuuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fruuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fuuuck
I LIKE NICE BOXERS OKAY!? COMBINED WITH A GLORIOUS DICK JUST MAKES THIS EVEN BETTER. WE MOVE IN TOGETHER AND THAT PIC'S GETTIN FUCKING FRAMED.
Anddon't worry about me I have my Darth Vader flashlight
I'm about to play another round of who's panties are in my car.
Dude, you can't drink while watching Star Trek. You hardly understand it sober.
It's an alien shaped cup though. i think that'll help me absorb.
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
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