Do you know that poor pathetic girl that we should be friends with
Seriously, stop being so datable w your movie/song prefs
Getting fucked up met up rando with a girl I confesswed my love for last night. weird, going with it
the thought of Anne Coulter teabagging Dick Cheney kills me everytime.
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There's a show on bravo about fat people dancing. FAT PEOPLE. DANCING.
This is god's gift to the unemployed.
"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
My New Years Resolution is to come up with a new resolution monthly. January: decrease my shotgunning consumption speed to 7 seconds or less.
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
Its important to me that you know there is a tambourine down my pants.
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Sudden memory flashback: drunk me outside ripping my tampon out and throwing it into the neighbors yard, silently cheering 'time for sexxxx'. I sense a dangerous pattern emerging
Fucking someone because they own a lava lamp is like fucking someone because they have 20 dollars and no concern for their house burning down.
Oh yea... In other news I've decided to get an external hard drive and start getting music from all the guys I'm fucking... Do you think a terabyte would be enough storage space?
If tits could talk, mine would be bragging
I know. I know. He'll be weekday dick.
Apparently my hair turned out really good because I got my butthole licked by a stranger last night
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