Me. At least after what I've been through.
So I have to ask... did I meet your lumberjack expectations? I mean, minus the red flannel and all.
im having a threesome with these popsicles
I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
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burritoes are like sleeping bags for ground beef
Mark is going to get hypothermia. he is shirtless eating snow bc he "doesnt want to be dehydrated" tomorrow. youre in charge.
I'm bleeding from my lower lip, and I have bruises around my neck. It was just easier to say I got mugged.
i honestly don't know why someone didn't cut me off after i broke the ceiling lamp with MY HEAD
I shouldn't have to say "get your balls off my counter" on a Wednesday.
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Note to self: don't tell your girlfriends dad you can have his daughter in bed by ten and home by midnight. He doesnt find it funny
I have a cat, a bottle of wine, and a Brazilian man. I need to catch you up on my life
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
You blew him?!?!
*Am blowing
And I keep taking breaks to write you back, please stop replying.
bitch dont make me pour hotsauce in your vagina
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