We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
Just lost my virginity while listening to rick astley. torn between horror and jubilation
I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
Doing lines of cocaine in the bathroom and the word 'better' do not belong in the same sentence.
Just KTHXBAIed an old man for staring at me
Oh God! I'm naked from the waist down playing records. Too drunk. I don't even know what to do.
Balls out but with a shirt on. Eating ravioli. I don't know how to deal with this.
we couldn't find any funnels so we taped a spaghetti strainer to a pool noodle and it worked fairly well
I invented the best game. It's called "what touched my exposed nutsack?" It can range from pillows to toothbrushes
I standby a snuggie being perfectly acceptable attire for drunkenly walking your dog at 5am. Our new neighbors did not seem to agree.
Yea, I had a chaperone thankfully. I'm in the fetal position attempting to eat captain crunch now.
Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
do you ever feel so high you're swimming backstroke and then you realize you're still laying in bed on tumblr
some kid lit a j in the bar tonight. i was in awe of both his boldness and the severe beatdown he received moments later
U were so upset when the shower ruined ur nachos. I didn't kno what to do.
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