So the bouncer told me I could leave the easy way or the hard way. I told him I was going to make him earn his 10 bucks that hour.
Apparently you chose the latter.
I've replaced the bottom of the food pyramid with alcohol.
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
She made out with me for a free sandwich. What makes you think she is NOT up to my standards?
she has a fucking refrigerator full of four loko and is charging 15 dollars a can.... she is like a mini donald trump
bitch got booty called while we were making out. and then she actually left.
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
When you accidentally type "I want Prince William to fuck me in the ass" to your mom there's really no way to take that back.
I have an excuse to be a whore in Mexico. I'm conducting an experiment to see if small dicks are caused by the poor drinking water.
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
You stole my camera, took a picture of yourself and said "that's beautiful, just as beautiful as our waitress".
Everyone is drunk but me. Fantastic. Everyone is hooking up but me. Awkward.
I had a pitcher of margaritas. Now I'm in a laundry room being a 5th wheel and crying. I made myself a bed out of a pool floatie. I win.
He licked my mouth. I felt like I was making out with my dog.
I should be trashily making out with an air force cadet in the beach volleyball court by now
She's like the sister I never had that I want to bang.
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