let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
oh my god, there is an imprint from the nuva ring in the christmas card my mom sent me. merry christmas.
Apparently she ran into the Emergency Room declaring "ROOM, PLEASE" as if she were checking herself into Holiday Inn.
They have chocolate covered tequila candy at work. This is not a drill. May be drunk by noon.
So the crazy cock blocking bitch sent her a picture of her boobs using MY phone and said: he's busy at the moment
Just watched a girl fall down the stair and be to drunk to get up. The only stair in the bar. It's like watching a turtle on it's back.
so you 69ed him in the parking lot of your apartment
yah I won't allow him in my apartment
However, you did manage to order seven different drinks while fingering her at the packed bar - it was like watching the pizza men pound the dough in the windows
At one point my little brother was Rocky Balboa'd by a stripper's tit
he was Irish, I had to have sex with him.
We got cut off at the bar, but it's okay because I tactically rolled behind the bar and grabbed a bottle of whiskey. Meet me in the back booth when you're done puking in the bathroom. This is about to get real slutty.
im ready to get drunk and forget everything ive learned this semester
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