I was totally willing to let her keep giving me blowjobs as long as she didn't think we were in a relationship.
was stoked on phone sex until he started reciting lines from star wars
No, dude. Even Jesus hates Creed.
Law school is ruining my masturbation schedule.
I SWALLOWED her nuva ring. Please tell me how your night could have been worse.
Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
I just googled if crying burns calories
Aaaand the winner of the worst decision of Sunday night goes to me as I pull up to his house in my lingerie.
22 is way too old to still be having "thank god I think I'm getting my period" days
Were you citizens arresting people again last night?
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
It's official. I have spent more money on weed than on textbooks this semester.
In California. Through an entire game + OT. That’s a long time to have an octopus in your pants.
Maybe the "i killed someone" and "tequila makes my clothes come off" comments freaked him out.
I turn 40 next week. I deserve to celebrate the end of my 30’s with a 21 year old dick
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