Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
I was hitting on her while she was puking ... yeah i was pretty drunk
Man the liquor store just wrong numbered me, its a sign even god wants me to drink
My head. My head is the problem. Also alcoholism.
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
Wait. Did you let me snort wine last night cause I wanted to smell jesus's blood?
Yes. I have pictures. Your soul is mine.
you know it's a good party when the fucking floor caves in. THE FUCKING FLOOR.
i'll fuck you during the next apocalypse. promise
I'm wearing a suit and have no chance of getting laid or robing a casino. I consider this opportunity a failure
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
Iron Man just asked me back to his place... Not sure I can handle this. Wish me luck.
the cop found his r2d2 bong and asked me if i ever smoked out of him. i'm like, no sir. he's like ahh. if i were to smoke, it'd definitely be out of some star wars character.
easily made my night.
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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