I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
Sorry I couldn't answer your call, I'm expecting a call from Chris Hansen.
I'm guessing you didn't end up going to the bar last night.
Nope. Ended up at what I believe was a slumber party down the street.
I just googled "buy xanax online". What is wrong with my life?
He sent me a picture of his dick with a cowboy hat on it.
Threesome in a minivan. New low
You know it is an interesting night when the 911 operator calls you
That idiot. I'll see him on campus and he'll try and touch me like we're friends or some shit. 1.you're ugly 2. You dropped the blunt in the pool
It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.
I just lectured my ex boyfriend on how to eat a girl out what has my life come to
I wish you could just Google "people I've had sex with" and they would all just come up
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
I'm making a sandwich topless right now. Remind me again why I don't have a boyfriend?
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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