i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
We were busted for public indecency in the back of my car in the parking lot. This time we were just reading my Cosmo magazine.
your tears are not going to buy me drinks...
I would say a second date is not looking likely, I acciedentally bit his penis. it's still bleeding 43 minutes later.
Bartending School is so much more enjoyable now that I realized I was in rehab at this time last year.
After Sake bombs he tried to puke into an alluminum beer bottle and shot vomit streaks in a perfect V out the sides of his mouth and hit BOTH girls he had bought drinks for that night. He was like an Icon of Cock-blocking yourself.
Some are given great drunkenness. Others have great drunkenness thrust upon them, in the form of ice storms.
We were running down las vegas boulevard at 8:30 am with our beers cause we were late for our flight
Bad Decision October is in full swing. I was telling people that "I put on eye makeup today, I'm takin' a dude home with me!".
Qdoba locked their bathrooms last night.. I suppose so people didn't pee all over them? I considered it counter productive considering I just peed on the outside of their building then. I had to pee
Something like that. Healthy diet of beer, ranch sunflower seeds and sex keeps me young.
She thinks you guys are the gods of the bathroom. If she runs past you naked, give me a heads up
You drunk-dialed me and asked me to describe my burrito
last time we tried to watch a movie together, we ended up having really aggressive sex. during the Lion King. so what Disney classic will we be ruining this time?
I had a dream that I was smoking rasberries out of a bong. THEY WEREN'T EVEN DRIED...
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