She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
i just discovered a movie that charlize theron is a sex addict. i think my prayers have been answered
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
I think I will be cutting those pills in half...Jesus just tried to sell me a toothbrush.
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UPDATE: WE WILL BE HITTING THE BATMAN PINATA WITH A SWORD
It was worse than that time I did shots of BBQ sauce and pierced my own ear with a thumbtack
True that.. I am going to ride a gold plated unicorn across a field of cocaine and coach purses when I graduate.
That was beautiful.
I am in his childhood bedroom and I feel like his trophies are applauding me and his stuffed bunny is disgusted with me. Did you know he was a mathlete?
A cute girl just told me she forgot to take her birth control and winked... I've never been so conflicted about fleeing in terror
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That's not fair! You can't come over after you just had sex and rub my dry spell in my face!
He told me to take off work and bring a bathing suit. If this doesn't involve six flags hurricane harbor or sex in a hotel pool I'm going to be disappointed.
I knew you were cut off when you tried to order a "Phil Collins"
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
I just had sex with the Sheriff's Deputy. You should call me.
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
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