I think the phrase "bag of smashed assholes" describes it best
Note to self: soco dudes get amusinly uncomfotable when I moan at the urinal.
come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
while 90% of the female population goes to worship a fictional character tonight at midnight, I will be taking advantage of having the bars ALL TO MYSELF.
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if we break up, blackout me is coming back, making out with everything in sight
smelt my brothers hands when he got home to see if he lied about smoking again...he didn't lie but i definitely didn't expect to smell some other girls vagina.
Now go wash the fat girl off your hands.
i think i had a heart attack, prayed, and jizzed my pants.all at once.
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
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I picked up the bartender so he could open the bar early and ended up with him giving me a ride home when he closed. I like snowdays and everything, but they get really expensive. Also, I think I threw up on his front door. Not checking.
Trust me, dating 38 and 20 year old dudes at the same time is the best. Money plus all of the sex. Finally figured out this relationship thing.
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
Currently eating Dominos at the bar high as shit so that's how homework is going
she's throwing knives it scares me
update: broke ceiling. glass everywhere
I just wiped my butthole and there was glitter down there.
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