anal on a first date. tsk tsk.
The only reason why I invited him to my party was because he is suicidal.
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
Please return the baby Jesus and sheep to the quad
And here i was gonna offer you a complimentary blowjob.
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
I won't apologize to a one balled man
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
Trying to convince myself that everyone keeps staring at me because I'm pretty and not because of my hickies.
i actually texted him "nice to see you" but then there was a saved draft "i think about you when i get off." dodged that bullet...
Not too bad but came home early cuz business was shut down due to an employee sexually harrassing the inspector
Mixing Powerade and white wine has been one of my better ideas.
We fucked to Bonnie Tyler in my car. He's the one.
We ended the night eating peanutbutter with our hands and smoking cigarettes in the house at 4am. Fucking Everclear, man.
RICK FUCKING MORANIS!!!!!
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