just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
I'm taking last night back. It officially didn't happen. Tell your friends.
im guessing your the one that tried to make bacon in the toaster
He was carrying a rolled up carpet saying he was saving it for tomorrow's Walk of Fame.
Sitting in a bubble bath with my bong, how's your morning?
He said to me this morning that we should finish these beers, go and get plan B then on the way back, go to the pub to celebrate the death of our baby. I love Manchester.
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
I wouldn't have puked last night if I didn't inhale straight pepper from you shattering the pepper shaker on the wall.
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
He hasn't texted me back since last week when we sexted. I think telling him I wanted to choke him with chains was a bit much for our first time.
I need to find another hobby that doesn't include being hungover.
You ever fart so hard while you are asleep that you wake up screaming?
I'm so hungover that I just wrote up my will because I'm afraid I'm gonna die. I'm leaving you my bong.
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
Let me just get through this whole court subpoena thing and then ill go back to buying alcohol for minors.
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