On blowjobs: "If you decide to go there, you finish the job. No complaining." I don't care if it sounds like she's talking about Iraq, I'm in love.
Her vagina smelled like bad decisions
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
Sometimes one must go to great lengths and make great sacrifices to get drunk. I willingly accept the challenge.
Hey, did you take me to hospital last night?
I woke up next to him fully clothed but my thong was around his neck. Polling to decide if we had sex or not starts now.
hahahaha what do we need the kangaroos for? please tell me we release them instead of doves
Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
Just remember that I named his dick Robo-cock before he got into the sheriff's department.
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
Apparently she "missed me" and the only logical solution was to fuck my brother.
I don't think I've ever been sadder than the way I feel when I finish my meal while I'm high
I just had drunken sex with an eagle scout behind the boy scouts of america building. what has my life come to?!
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