try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
In the middle of blowin me she stoppped and told me how easy it would be to insert a catheter ..... Apparently she was a nursing major
Someone just told me I have an ass that could kill small children .... Don't know how to take that one
How was the party last night?
There's a mountain bike in the middle of our apartment. No one will claim it.
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
Peanut butter balls.
IF YOU EVEN COME NEAR MY BALLS AGAIN I SWEAR TO GOD
He was kissing me at red light while his penis was in an aluminum beer bottle peeing..
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
i need to put some appletini on your dick
I keeping finding meatballs in random places
One day soon I'll learn the difference between a good high and way too high. Today is not the day.
I just got a snapchat of a flaccid penis with the caption "happy belated valentine's day." What did I do to deserve this
There is a man in my bed with "new zealand" tattooed on his back. Wtf happened last night?
sam was dropping a deuce next to me. wrote me a note that said "glad we shared this experience." passed it under the wrong stall. the other guy picked it up. that's all I know so far.
I told him that he could either pay the 10 dollars for the box of condoms or I'll make him pay for the diapers.
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