i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
Who did Billy Mays play for?
Either he has two lazy eyes or he really likes my tits..
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
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Went from beach to class to bar all while wearing my swimsuit as pants. Clearly I'm dressed for success.
I'm currently bartering with this guy so I can fuck his bi girlfriend. We're at 5 pizzas and he gets to watch us make-out.
Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
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Also, did you really start discussing the weather in the middle of telling you my sexual fantasy about you?
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
Yep, that just happened. My mom just gave me a big bag of drugs for my birthday. She even put them in a fancy bag with tissue paper.
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
He walked into me masturbating to a framed picture of Bill Murray riding a t-rex
I feel a blackout coming on
Plz don't have me burst into your house saying you're late for re airport to rescue you from a fat girl again
That was 2 times
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