the trash is collected at 5:50 on mondays. i was up puking all night and heard them
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
He was waring a speedo fashioned out of american flag bandanas and when he got hard he said "you're such a patriot...raising the american flag like that"
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Ive yelled into your vagina. There are few lines we haven't crossed at this point.
I was passed out on the dog bed yelling "I UNDERSTAND"
How do you say "I'm sorry I beat you up while cumming" in German?
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
Then I hope you find a set of extremely intelligent, flexible triplets in the ethnicity of your choice.
That is the nicest thing anyone has ever wished for me
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Dude it's huge. I don't usually like looking at those things, but you're kind of forced to stare that horse in the face.
She sneezed like 10 times, put her head down on the table and then laid down on their couch and fell asleep. In the middle of the dominoes game. I'll never understand why my dad continues to provide my mom wine.
There's a lady lying down on the sidewalk in front of our building smoking a cig
i can eat my weight in tater tots. don't test me, bitch
I mean, I want you to have freaky orgasmic fun to entertain me, but I don’t want you to risk HIV or car crashes
Is she talking about a testicle cuff or just a cock ring? How did you meet this girl?
Is there a big difference?
It’s about the same as the difference between a night of drunken sex with a stripper at the Bellagio and being robbed and left for dead by a crystal meth tweaker
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