Joe is yelling at the trees again.
Spider just rapelled from her vag rethinking online dating.
I love having hate sex.
Peanut butter while high is kinda stressful
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
moving back to school this early was a terrible idea we already used up our bail fund
I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
I just remember looking over and seeing you on top of him and us high fiving. That's when I knew we'd be perfect roommates
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I mean, you have to swipe right on someone you had sex with last week though, right?
I was gonna be Romantic and write your name in emoji eggplants but A's are hard
Me and my liver are not on speaking terms.
I'm perplexed as to why anyone on this planet is straight
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
Then you got drunk and shit in her car. Nothing before that matters. She isn’t calling you back.
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