i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
Definitely just saw a grown man at wal mart wearing high heels and carrying a baby
What the fuck were you doing at wal mart?
i kept telling her phones are not food, and she countinued to put it in her mouth..
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
You insisted on calling your mixture of Bacardi & powdered milk "a Jamacian Facial."
I'm. Arresyed bur sierra ue obbe of mt vet friends. I hope we can tyajk ane gwt ob the same page. Ur aweaome ttyl.
he just looked at me, said "i think i'll keep you around, you put the seat back up and everything," and then burst into tears.
Definitely broke my toe and messed up my knee walking back. Drink hitch hiking should never happen again.
guys I just made $20 cause these random south african guys thought I wasn't wearing any underwear
My google history for last night included "Whre is johns house" and "wher can i buy nukes?" Pretty sure they're related to one another.
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
I now have a "weirdest thing a guy ever did in bed" story. Cut my fingernails.
Yeah I'm gonna need you to stop it right there.I know this is supposed to be a safe space but Imma have to exit.
Like I wasn't going to make out with the hot Australian sitting next to me at the Portland blazer game?
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
I don't know what that means but it's making me want to fuck you.
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