u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
At what number of girls whose last names are stored in your phone book as drinking establishments does it become excessive?
i literally would have sex with every single person on this girls wall, but not her
And i generally try not to roofie people when I'm in a committed relationship.
As soon as he told me I had a 'pretty laugh' I knew I'd be putting out more than I had originally planned.
Just found my toeprints on the glass of his sunroof.
She had to leave early so she could get ready for her high school's homecoming. I hope her date likes sloppy seconds.
They let me out of the holding cell just in time for me to get the morning-after-pill. Rock bottom feels even worse with all those hormones.
shes laying on the floor in a bowl of salsa with her pants half off and she's crying... i dont know what to do...
He just yelled in the bar, "So I stuck it in two girls butts, why are you bringing that up now?"
Who's nuvaring is under my pillow?
I told her to not worry about it. Lone Star is an excellent first trimester beer.
If it snows I'm making an igloo and getting wasted in it
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
He just flipped the beer pong table and set the ceiling fan on fire things are about to get crazy
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