If your 8 lb baby was ham it would serve 6-8 people
Do you ever just KNOW it's gonna be a good day? I mean, like in a "just found a Vicodin in the bottom of your purse" kinda way?
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
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ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
If the boyfriend of the drunk girl you just met asks her if she made a "special friend" you're going to have a threesome. For future reference.
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
this one kid was speed-mumbling about putting broccoli in the printer
I left your tip in your mailbox. Last night was amazing.
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So you get idea of what my night was like, I woke up this morning and the back of my head was orange
After owing so much in back child support they should make vasectomy a mandatory
I'll never get why we had to sing the entire full house theme to the cab driver.... never drinking rum again.
I think if wine wasn't a thing I'd give up on life.
First time for everything: started posting a Facebook comment, decided I'm not quite sober enough. Progress.
When the state fair security guard came to yell at her for having outside food and drink she threatened to kick him if he tried to stop her and then she proceeded to chug the whole bottle.
classic
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