the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
Starbucks introducing alcohol. i hear angels singing.
We George Forman grilled some girls phone last night.
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
I legitimately woke up with a girl trying to snort cocaine off my dick.
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
The moment you realize you should grow up: you're snorting your fathers percocet script with your old health insurance card, while your parents are on a 10 day cruise in the carribean...
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
He knows whenever I get drunk I'm going to call him and make fun of his major. Its like a reverse booty call.
I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that it may incriminate me
after we got done having sex, you rolled over and ask what your yelp review was. So yea I'm kinda mad.
I taught three men with PhDs how to make a gravity bong last night. I love academia.
theres a girl in the library eating whip cream out of a starbucks cup... only whip cream, im way to high for this shit
Would the comment "Down Goes Frasier" be too inappropriate at this time?
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