do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
i just lost my virginity for the 9th time. when will guys stop believing that nonsense line
You tried feeding my python vodka through a funnel. Fuck off.
He was waring a speedo fashioned out of american flag bandanas and when he got hard he said "you're such a patriot...raising the american flag like that"
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She's cheated on every boyfriend she's ever had with the same guy. She's like a slutty yo-yo.
You should make cookies and when I get home we can have a slow motion hug and eat them
Idk he's just laying there passed out with a French fry up his nose and without any pants on. Boner and everything.
There's not an emojicons for I think I ripped my asshole and want to die.
Well it's been 24 hours and I still feel like a mammoth sat on my balls
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So we played the stone cold theme song and continued to chug 2 beers at once and everyone just looked in shock
You asked me to pick a color between pink and purple, and I said orange; you told me, "okay, that's a truth question". Then you asked if I had ever deep-throated a cupcake...I didn't even know what to say.
Lindsey Lohan and I have slept with the same amount of people. The only thing she's now beating me on is rehab trips and teen choice awards, so really I'm the winner.
he showed me his third nipple on the first date. I might have low to no standards, but my god.
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You microwaved all of my silverware, I don't care if you spent all your money on tequila, you're paying for this.
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