no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
No i dont need Magnum Condoms, that would be like putting MC Hammer pants on my dick
Dude, smoked out of a pumpkin tonight. I like Halloween more now
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The baby slept soo good last night. Its like he knows the importance of me being intoxicated all weekend.
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
Woke up to the sound of my own moans coming from the tv....evidently it was videotaped.
My cock is literally on the edge of falling off. Fuck Vegas.
Oh. And what's the twitter protocol for following the guy you blew behind a shed?
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you are dancing on the line between undergrad and alcoholic.
no. i discovered the *exact* amount of drugs i need to do to understand calculus.
and than he said 'I did amateur porn for a while' and I just knew tinder did not fail me this time
It's the 3rd day of the year and I've already sucked two dicks. New year same ole me.
we're so committed to being not committed
fucked one of the teachers, librarian job's going great
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