I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
i have no concept of time, i feel my nose, and im seeing everything in bitty hexagons.
What if we had a smart house and we could just say "baked" and it would rain donuts?
I feel like my teeth are sweating.
on the subway to an interview & there's a dude doing whippits out of a cheese wil can
he ate me out on his front porch at dawn. i orgasmed when the sun began to rise. most romantic morning booty call ever.
I will seriously deflate and melt into the floor into a puddle of devestation, shame and vodka.
You're just jealous because you lost me and I ended up at another party licking Marshmallow Fluff bikinis off of lesbians.
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
This is my gift to your gina
Have you ever just sat there and thought about past penises?
Pandora was on point with the sex music tonight
He told me I had smoking hot areolas then he wins an executive of the year award. How does that even happen?
My brother is so high right now he's eating frozen peas and called them "fucking delightful"
Fun fact. I just wrapped myself in wrapping paper for a sext. Is this a new high or a new low stay tuned.
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