Why are handjobs necessary in class?
Blowing lines off from the book where the wild things are... bad babysitter?
You ordered a "mcblizzard" and yelled @ the worker for false advertisement because she didn't flip your "mcblizzard" upsidedown. You wanted it free. I'd say mcdonalds daytime workers need to be trained in dealing with daytime drunks too. She didn't know what to do.
So I cleaned the toilet last night at 2 am and woke up with pink eye. Never doing that again.
the owner gave me a free bottle of vodka and a 12pack of red bull if i agreed to leave. my drunken antics are finally paying off.
You just kept taking about baking cornbread and doing your physics. Even drunk assed random you is a better student than me.
First drunken handjob: not successful. Second handjob, mostly sober: much better. Nightly news brought to you by me.
You ordered 6 boxes of pizza and laughed in the pizza guys face when you didn't pay for any of them.
So getting drunk in honor of the bomb threat is legit right?
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
You rope them in with the looks and the boobs, and I'll bore them into submission with random trivia. We can't lose.
I'm so high. I'm going to need directions to get home.
Tip: never mention Guy Fieri during sex
Bitch are you kidding? 2016 is gonna be the year our pussies run for president
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