I know it's getting bad when I wash the bong more often then the dishes
dude i feel like at any given point 3/5 of that family is trying to fuck you
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
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no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
Also: how drunk is your brother? He just left me a message as batman.
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
I told him he could fuck me once he could grow a beard. Never expected seeing him ten years later with a goatee and a great memory...
The only pictures I have are of me being stoned or me looking like a man, which do you prefer?
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Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
I asked him to change the channel. There was no way I could do reverse cowgirl with golf on.
the worst fight me and my gf ever had was over Guy fieri
On your day off do you wanna get wine drunk and take a few episodes of Jerry Springer way too seriously with me?
If you can't trust the person at the taco cabana drive thru, who can you trust?!
Can't be considered a walk of shame if you pick up donuts on the way home
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