There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
i really wanted you to get laid last night and i didnt think you were going to. so i posted porn on your facebook.it made sense at 3am
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
I only broke up with her because the ex sex is amazing. She will do ANYTHING if i even hint at getting back together
i just saw that homeless guy who dresses like the cat in the hat at the liquor store. i guess he got enough change to have a good weekend. oh the places he'll go
... there are chew marks on my license. I have no idea.
After giving a back rub to someone in the bathroom of the theater, he ripped an "employees must wash hands" sign off the wall to prove that he could and proceeded to hang it up in his house.
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
I just made a drug deal 100% through snap chat
At this point all my Tinder matches are telling me I'll be fucking the whole male population of UMass '17.
I can't decide if this outfit makes me look like a pirate. I also can't decide if I care if it does.
I tried to be mean but not so mean that he won't bone me next weekend
You know it's time to call it a night when every guy in the bar (all 3 of them) have seen you naked at one time or another.
Being home for break is weird, just had a full convo with my dad about what I wanted for dinner, while a dildo was on top of me under my comforter
Randomize
