Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
I ate the snowman's head. That is not a drug euphemism.
No, "because my penis told me to" is not an acceptable answer to that question
We just ended up getting drunk and doing field sobriety tests on each for practice... No one remembers who passed.
Im organizing a group to help fondle my shoe. Too many shots dude. Too many.
He wanted to have sex in a church because he has keys to it from court-ordered community service. WHAT IS STANDARDS?
Children cease to be precious when they crap their shorts in the pool I exercise at.
After sex he just told me I'm definitely pregnant and it's a girl. Should I run?
I think one of my ovaries is committing suicide. But that is a topic for another day.
Slept on the bathroom floor again. I hope when I turn 28 I’ll stop doing that
sam was dropping a deuce next to me. wrote me a note that said "glad we shared this experience." passed it under the wrong stall. the other guy picked it up. that's all I know so far.
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