I asked my mom, she said yes...but you have to shower with grandpa.
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
you assured me you'd make it home safe because your pizza rolls were waiting up for you.
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
woke up rolled in a yoga mat listening to enya. I'm never going back to Oregon ever again.
I give you the lube, you make me the mac and cheese, that's a pretty fair deal I think.
Dude, double fisting packs of Ramen saved my life last night
Living in the dorms has served one purpose and one purpose only for me: to teach me that pooping in public bathrooms is okay and that I can do it
Is it too early to start pregaming for St. Patty's?
I was like kind of drunk but mostly just very enthusiastic about beyonce
Yeah last night got weird fast. No lie, a kid pulled a butt-plug with a tail out of his ass.
I just found three upside down bottles of grapejuice in a triangle around the air freshener above my toilet... I guess it was one of those nights
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
I get so pissed when there is something that NEEDS to be made fun of and you're not here.
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