I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
why is every porn film shot in the same house? with the same red couch!?!
I am paying my roommate as much of the electric bill in pennies as possible because I hate her.
It's not kidnapping if it's romantic
Just gave advice in krystal burger while holding and pointing with a corona to a 3 year old, told her to enjoy her stroller time while it lasts. The mom pushed her away fast.
He told her, Don't talk. Just sit there so I can imagine that you have the kind of personality I wish you had.
No I'm done finals, but I'm not coming home until these hickeys are gone.
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
Saw on the news tonight that Hamilton county's syphilis rate is 9x the national average...use protection!
Thanks, mom.
rumor has it I kept asking you to go to the "tall grass" with me...sorry about that.
You threw an open can of pop at me while I was lying on the floor babbling and drooling about how I need to be alone forever, me and my leaking face.
Last time i carry you out of a forest
And then he said "if you were planning on bird feeding me that's not ok"
And then he said he would build me a mountain dew water fountain
Marry him now.
He is so pussy whipped she has made him change his name to Toby
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