ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
my iphone just auto-corrected drink to drnknghhhg...
She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
If Andre Agassi did Crystal Meth, what was John McEnroe doing?
These 5 days benders will be the death of me. Just living and breathing is a struggle right now.
I told him he was my first gentile. He was so flattered.
I decided to buy a keg of Miller Lite instead of paying the electric bill. Just thought I'd give you a heads up...
This is a mass text. Surprise drug testing at work today. Either I've finally got to fuck my boss or I've got to quit to make this all go away. Please respond with option a or b.
We were showing our tits to everyone because it's breast cancer awareness month and we care deeply
I thought we were doing it cause it's Tuesday
Mass text to all of my back up boy toys. First one here wins. Mama needs some.
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
we talked about the guy being eaten by the anaconda.. Then I proceeded to blow him
you must be at least a level 5 friend to unlock my sexual orientation
He told me I had smoking hot areolas then he wins an executive of the year award. How does that even happen?
Yeah, he fractured his ass by doing a canon ball into the bath tub....
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