If she catches me sniffing the seat of her office chair again, she's either going to fire me or fuck me
I mean she's dancing like an epileptic patato and i'd like to slap her
You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left.
I wish i could tell a story about guys I know without the phrase "and then I blew him." coming up.
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
I feel like I'm on let's make a deal. should I go with what's behind bulge number 1 or bulge number 2?
To be honest i'm almost glad he got arrested. His girlfriend and i kept making out so i'm pretty sure the alternative was a threesome. Now we're just the trashy girls who visit him in jail.
I got pulled into the conversation by "she sleeps with everybody" then "she" involved sleeping with "cocks the size of a viva burrito"
These bathrooms are miraculous. I'd love to have sex in here. Wow. I've peed 5 times.
Look at you go. You're like the Slutty Librarian that Could. They should write children's books about you. Children's books for adults.
Just consider it? What else do you have going on today that could be as awesome as a day full of lord of the rings and sex?
I had to warn the neighbors
Warn them about what?! It's noon
"Pay no attention to me if at random points of the day I'm outside with kitty cat ears on" I'm a mess...
she opened a can of olives, drained the juice and poured ranch dressing in. oh and 'croutons' (saltines) on top...
Doesn't matter if you work at a funeral home. If the boss says get a keg, you get a keg.
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