i just woke up in the hallway. not my hallway. i officially raise my hand to be DD next week.
So then I told him that only a restaurant managed by a florida fan could run out of ketchup
so just incase I die tonight I'm making a list of people that I don't want to be let in to my funeral
and honestly a story about how you met your future husband that DOESN'T include the words "creeped him on facebook" is really not a story worth sharing
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High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
Soup is not an acceptable meal before doing that many Jager bombs
she used her one phone call to ask me about my day
Waking up in a pool chair wrapped in toilet paper is not what I planned when I agreed to movie night
hungover and i feel like a burrito
like eating one or like you are one?
like i am one.
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I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
Would your heart desire to drink copious amounts of alcohol tonight?
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
Why would you keep yourself in a sharting situation
At one point I believe I was despencing medical advice while wearing a sombrero and a hulk hand
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
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