eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
She paints her nails the color of the sheets of the last guy she slept with
my mom was in labor with me for 32 hours, it's only fair to start drinking now.
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Hey if there is a better reason to go drink then "I've been fucking robbed!" I have yet to hear one. Also, I've been fucking robbed.
On an unrelated note, i found out who duct taped shoelaces to my face
Quick question. What's the protocol on going back to a bar after going home with one of their bartenders?
Go back and try to find another to go home with.
He bought segways. We ride them when we get drunk. Last night he ran through the sliding glass door.
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
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It was just a matte of pubes and mustard.
Part of my tooth flew in my eye when the dentist was drilling my cavity then I was sent to the ER. Fucking never going back
You tell anyone I'm rocking out to Pitbull in an economy, base-model car, I'll kill you.
I have blood and BBQ sauce all over my shirt. I blame you for the blood.
Oh and itโs been a year according to my snap chat memories since I banged your cousin in your sons truck pulled over on Elm St! ๐๐๐๐ฌ๐ณ๐
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
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