Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
Whoa!!! Accidentally took a dump in chick's bathroom at Red Robin. 1 hr for coast to be clear. Women's farts sound like geese taking last breath. Liars.
I found out 2day that my dad was a stripper in New Oleans.
Sex on bubble wrap = best decision ever.
While sitting in bed naked eating ramen and watching the colbert report I realize why random sex happens.
New discovery: doing the Helen Keller is not as attractive as I thought it would be, in reference to the sex noises.
john hughes is dead. crushing any and all dreams of me ever being in an 80's john hughes film. bummer.
I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
Thank you for letting me get drunk enough to forget he was there tonight, but not drunk enough to make a complete fool of myself.
It was 6am and he went immediately for the 69. WTF?? 6am is WAY to early for acrobatics.
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
I cant promise hot guys but i can promise alcohol which is close enough.
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