She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
i'd be lying to you if i said i didn't just bring up microsoft excel to make an alcohol budget
I turn the corner to find her walking in the front door in a tee-shirt, two different shoes and no pants. All she said to me was "I'm sad"
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considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
They have 12 kegs and 40 bottles of liquor and a pool with a diving board. And hardly anyone at this wedding knows me. Should be a great night
Also the fuck cup must be buried with me
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I WOKE UP IN A FUCKING DOG BED HOW DO YOU THINK I FEEL
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
ALSO I MAYBE ACCIDENTALLY HAND CUFFED MYSELF TO A CHAIR
On a scale from 1 to total dick, how inappropriate is it to pick your boyfriend up from rehab with a hangover?
I can always count on you to keep my boobs honest
Let’s not dwell on the negatives. I have a fat ass and suck dick well.
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