When you wake up, I have rum and am in town
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
I'm deep cleaning my room right now. Not sure if it actually needs it or if I'm just trying to symbolically cleanse myself of the last 24 hours.
I gave up. I'm crying over my notes. Oh, ya know, just another drunk finals week
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I'm going to empty my bank account and roll around in the cash. Want to join?
Yeah then she waddled like a duck in silence sat down and ate the entire paper towel roll.
Pretty sure I was high. I thought there was music coming out of my makeup bag.
Denial and avoidance are my survival strategies for 2013.
Denial, avoidance and beer.
We shouldn't eat pizza in the pool
We r drinking tequila out a glass bottle and smoking weed underwater, pizzas the least of our concern
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1. My arms are cement 2. I wish dogs could answer the phone
Bumble is fuckin insane here. I'm going to break a hip.
I finished OITNB and broke it off with my fuck buddy in the same day. It's going to be a rough week
If you fold the laundry; booze and orgasms on me.
I think we might need a safe word for this...
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
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