Tell me I did not drive one hour for whiskey dick.
she was mega hot - except for the poop under her fingernails
No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
i know. thats why i need an open bar. i'll get hammered and make a toast about how his dick is like the titanic. large, but full of failure.
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I had to call maintenance to come unclog the toilet.
Something to remember me by.
Theres a fat guy wearing a speedo. Someone just got puked on, and didnt even react. Whats happening?
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
Three things I need a picture of: your friend, your bong, and your dick.
Sorry I dragged you across a parking lot
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Well, I've taken the art of car peeing to new heights
You went home with a man in a loincloth
I just watched him leave in half a loincloth. Don't you just love Halloween???
I remember doing shots of gin, then I have this strange memory of us making out in the womens room at waffle house.
I regret none of it.
There is an alarming amount of food in my bra.
I'm literally trapped as the little spoon on a mattress on the floor of an unfinished basement with a professional athlete snoring in my hair
Maybe for you. You don't have to clean the melted butter off the stove. I LOST THE SPECIAL SEASONINGS.
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