LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
any plan I had today of being a productive member of society, I am officially throwing out the window.
wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
She just asked me if her C-section scar turned me on.
two words...techno handjob
i'm calling it girls night to make myself feel better but lets be real.....i wasn't going to get any guys tonight regardless
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
Well, she's officially disappointed in me. I have it writing.
he was wearing ninja turtle pajamas and he STILL got laid. who the fuck is this guy?!
Upon further investigation it turns out it wasn't blood, but chocolate frosting from the cupcake I shoved in my pocket to "save for later"
We jumped on a random trolley because total strangers offered us free vodka. We're not even on the route map as far as I can tell. I see now how those people died in "Hostel"... we deserve whatever happens to us tonight.
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
I went from looking for a bong to home decor in a 10 minute span. This is what being an adult is all about!
She's throwing a party for a guy that just got out of rehab?
I'm on a walk of shame carrying YOUR pants. You owe me.
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