I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
I have one thing to say: spongebath.
I wish that wasn't all you had to say. And by that, I mean I wish you hadn't said that at all.
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
I'm so hungover that the internet is hard.
This is not a drunk text right now. This is an i want your dick text. There is a difference.
Eating doritas dunked in queso con salas. Salllas. Salska. Salsa. Got it. Shhiitt. Salsa con queso. That's better. I'm hot pink socks.
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
I drink way too much to have a type. Last weekend I picked up a guy who calls me "baby girl"
Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
I can't blame him for thinking that then, placing a cone shaped potato chip on the tip of his penis post bj is not a normal act of love
Using mass transit when I'm hungover makes me feel like I missed my calling as a serial killer
I'm a hopeless romantic with the sex drive of a married politician. IM DOOMED.
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
I am not a whore. I just wanted casual drinking, monogamous sex and occasional McDonald's runs.
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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