I just saw the girl you left with - Chris Hansen's looking for you
Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
im that hungover where parking at red lights has to be done
Dollar Store pregnancy tests. For when you sorta wanta know.
They have marijuana tests too!
Decided I'm going to wear a shirt that says "I'm sorry" whenever we go back to that fraternity
i had an epiphany while laying on the driveway for 5 hours yesterday.
i realized i waste a lot of time
You did a body shot out of her belly button with a bendy straw.
The highlight of the trip was definitely my dad telling me that I "used to be his prettiest daughter."
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
I wish I was there so i could bitch slap his incredibly sexy face
I swam, I rode a bicycle, I rode a horse, I danced. It was like a real life tampon advert.
I love you too, but sadly you're not as good at getting me out of bed as cocaine.
I was trying to get nudes from last night and ended up getting a family portrait!
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